Just a quick update to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME - yes, that’s right, I was born on the biggest party day of the year. What can I say, the universe fucking loves Me! That also explains why I’m celebrating My birthday in Fabulous Las Vegas. I’m falling in love with Vegas, and it’s totally [...]
I was in the mood for something greasy and filling this cool March morning, so I had My driver run out for some McDonald’s breakfast. Now, I’m not one to get hung up on semantics and word games … wait, I totally am. Right. So, as much as I appreciate the McDonald’s Deluxe Breakfast, given [...]
OMG - I just cut My toenails for the first time in forever… since as you know I’m lazy about cutting them, and I know how they drive you crazy, footboy. The longer they get the more helpless you are, totally weak for My toes as I wave them in front of the cam. I [...]
On the way to grab lunch today, I was flipping channels on the Jeep radio and came across a talk station. I remember when I used to listen to talk radio, as a teenager… when we were bored, My BFF and I both loved to call in and voice our opinions, knowing that Our powers [...]
I’m sprawled out on Goddess Jennifer’s huge new couch looking down at Navy Pier (that’s the lakefront in Chicago for you complete retards out there). The weather today isn’t exactly perfect for dog walking yet. It’s still a little on the cool side for that, I think - I mean, We don’t want Our little [...]
Here’s just a few of the best things about the USA and Chicago specifically — so far!
1. Queen Jennifer, naturally.
2. Fogo de Chao - Brazilian Steakhouse… we’re talking unlimited filet mignon, sirloin, ribs, filet wrapped in bacon, unffff
3. Mac Pro Store and Sephora
4. Mortons. I don’t even know what to say. The steak We had [...]
Just a quick note to let everyone know what I’m up to lately… I had a really busy month in February, packing up Jennifer’s house and moving it down to Chicago; it was a ton of work because that girl owns, well, as much stuff as you would expect a beautiful financial dominatrix to have, [...]
It seems to Me that lately I’ve been getting more and more requests from pantyhose boys wanting, no, NEEDING to see more and more of Me in nylons, fishnets, garters…. lucky for you, My closet is a pantyhose pervert’s paradise - if it’s silky, sheer, shimmery, skintight and oh so sexy, chances are I’ve got [...]
Okay losers, it’s time to get out your calendars and mark off a very important set of dates. March is the official Month of Royalty. This month long celebration of Female Supremacy kicks off with the birthday of the amazing Goddess Jennifer. In fact, I am currently sitting in Her living room helping Her unwrap [...]
Last night Mikeymouse learned that no matter how hard he tries to deny his need for My total dominance, he will always come crawling back to Me, and he cannot resist Me. As soon as I instructed him to call My niteflirt line to be subdued completely to My will. Once he heard My voice, [...]
I believe that it should be socially acceptable for any and every woman to demand that a man prove that he has a suitably large penis before she goes out with him. As far as I’m concerned, it is incumbent on men to prove that they are useful to a woman. Women can almost always [...]