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Niteflirt 2.0: This Is Your Brain On BAD Drugs

After familiarizing myself with all many of the stunning flaws and failures of the redesigned Niteflirt, I am totally at a loss for words.  The NEW NITEFLIRT is kind of like the NEW NHL, or Microsoft Vista – something that was working perfectly well, given a redesign which turns out to be the logical equivalent of overhauling a boat by chopping holes in the fucking hull.  Tributes being returned to the losers who sent them, blocked clients AND flirts being unblocked, calls getting through when flirts are unavailable… any business run by individuals with ANY pride and respect for their associates and customers would be working around the clock to fix this shit.  It’s simply unacceptable.  I mean, when *I* am getting offended at the way My losers are treated by a third party?  That’s nothing short of amazing.

And not only are they apparently not interested in fixing the problems I’ve mentioned, they actually PLAN to offer an inferior service for a LONG ass time. Their bidding system – which brings in income to Niteflirt and gives operators the chance to strategically target clientele – is going to be down for six months. There is no possible rational explanation for this.   But as if all of the buggy bullshit going on with Niteflirt wasn’t enough, it seems there are actually people who depend on Niteflirt for the bulk of their income using this as a chance to grandstand and attempt to make themselves look cool and calm and smarter than everyone who is so terrrribly unsophisticated as to be upset by Niteflirt’s degeneration into an absolute DISASTER.

Take this incredibly insightful gem from LaurenRules on the NF forums:

10. Issue: Who deleted my post?Answer: Prob nobody. The sort on the forum is messed up and the time stamp is bizarre. If you think your post got deleted, check really carefully first…. If you can find a post you’ve made before, there is a little number link under it will list allll posts you’ve made…you can click that and if your missing post is there it didn’t get deleted, but probably got buried.

Okay there honey, you’re a Big Beautiful Wiseass, I see that and I think that’s just totally precious and special! But your astonishing cleverness in the intricacies of internet forum features is really not the issue here. Nice try.

Goddess Kat to the rescue! Goddess Kat to the rescue!

I was thinking maybe everyone who failed at running banks and Fortune 500 companies collectively moved over to Niteflirt to try their hand at The Internet, where they were immediately joined by the latest crop of geniuses who dropped out of business school to play Wii, the retard baby of the video game industry… and I realized that what most likely actually happened is that Niteflirt management all participated in Bring Your Retard Child To Work Day.  Whereupon they retired to Bermuda, leaving the drooling halfwits in charge.

Or perhaps they converted en masse to Islam, and instead of hunting all of us godless uppity whores down, wrapping us in burkas and chaining us to their sacred beds, they’ve decided to REALLY MAKE US MISERABLE FOR SERIOUS.

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