I’m sprawled out on Goddess Jennifer’s huge new couch looking down at Navy Pier (that’s the lakefront in Chicago for you complete retards out there). The weather today isn’t exactly perfect for dog walking yet. It’s still a little on the cool side for that, I think – I mean, We don’t want Our little poochies’ paws getting cold. And taking the kitties out in their stroller in anything less than purrfect sunny weather would be just unthinkable.
So the cute furry animals will have to wait. Instead, it would be totally hilarious to take one of Our pet pigs, dress it up in piggie tights and a nice curly piggie tail, and make it go prancing ahead o Us through the park.
I’m not sure whether I would have it walk on all fours or its hind legs – probably a combination of the two, depending of course on its behavior. I would have SO much fun introducing Our pig pet to the other animal owners We met – and you know everyone would have to stop and talk to Us, to satisfy their curiosity about two girls holding a human pig on a leash – never mind two girls as eye-catching and stunning as Goddess Katherine and Goddess Jennifer!
i would be so humilated as everyone laughs and takes pictures to post somewhere and even telling everyone my name