Financial Domination

Niteflirt 2.0: This Is Your Brain On BAD Drugs

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 11:05:30 +0000

After familiarizing myself with all many of the stunning flaws and failures of the redesigned Niteflirt, I am totally at a loss for words. The NEW NITEFLIRT is kind of like the NEW NHL, or Microsoft Vista – something that was working perfectly well, given a redesign which turns out to be the logical equivalent of overhauling a boat by chopping holes in the fucking hull. Tributes being returned to the losers who sent them, blocked clients AND flirts being unblocked, calls getting through when flirts are unavailable… any business run by individuals with ANY pride and respect for their associates and customers would be working around the clock to fix this shit. It’s simply unacceptable. I mean, when *I* am getting offended at the way My losers are treated by a third party? That’s nothing short of amazing.

And not only are they apparently not interested in fixing the problems I’ve mentioned, they actually PLAN to offer an inferior service for a LONG ass time. Their bidding system – which brings in income to Niteflirt and gives operators the chance to strategically target clientele – is going to be down for six months. There is no possible rational explanation for this. But as if all of the buggy bullshit going on with Niteflirt wasn’t enough, it seems there are actually people who depend on Niteflirt for the bulk of their income using this as a chance to grandstand and attempt to make themselves look cool and calm and smarter than everyone who is so terrrribly unsophisticated as to be upset by Niteflirt’s degeneration into an absolute DISASTER.

Take this incredibly insightful gem from LaurenRules on the NF forums:

10. Issue: Who deleted my post?Answer: Prob nobody. The sort on the forum is messed up and the time stamp is bizarre. If you think your post got deleted, check really carefully first…. If you can find a post you’ve made before, there is a little number link under it will list allll posts you’ve made…you can click that and if your missing post is there it didn’t get deleted, but probably got buried.

Okay there honey, you’re a Big Beautiful Wiseass, I see that and I think that’s just totally precious and special! But your astonishing cleverness in the intricacies of internet forum features is really not the issue here. Nice try.

Goddess Kat to the rescue!

I was thinking maybe everyone who failed at running banks and Fortune 500 companies collectively moved over to Niteflirt to try their hand at The Internet, where they were immediately joined by the latest crop of geniuses who dropped out of business school to play Wii, the retard baby of the video game industry… and I realized that what most likely actually happened is that Niteflirt management all participated in Bring Your Retard Child To Work Day. Whereupon they retired to Bermuda, leaving the drooling halfwits in charge.

Or perhaps they converted en masse to Islam, and instead of hunting all of us godless uppity whores down, wrapping us in burkas and chaining us to their sacred beds, they’ve decided to REALLY MAKE US MISERABLE FOR SERIOUS.

POV Ass Worship

admin — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:55:39 +0000

I amaze Myself sometimes. Like for example tonight when some worthless loser or other was worshiping Me on cam, and I just happened to look back over my shoulder and see THIS:

so fucking hot

I mean, goddamn.

Submissive Psychology with Professer Kat

admin — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:26:44 +0000

During a financial domination session with My loser mikeymouse on Niteflirt tonight, it struck Me how the mental processes that a submissive experiences are so very similar to those of a dog. A dog is a simple creature, generally aware of its own inferiority to the dominant being in its life. But along with its servile nature comes a certain weakness of mind which must be overcome, not by rational means but by rote training. As the master of this animal, this slave to My female power, I am perfectly capable of proving My superiority by rational means; for of course there is no shortage of proof that I am a superior woman and a superior being. I can point to the obvious advantages I have – My fabulous looks and sexy body, the fact that I’m physically flawless from My face to My feet. I can offer endless examples of My devastating wit and intelligence. But regardless of all of My stunning attributes, this rational approach is not the most effective approach with such pitiful submissive males; because a lower being is very easily distracted from reason. Fortunately, these submissive creatures do have an inherent ability to recognize their own lowly status. So when I pointed out to mikeymouse how ridiculous it is from My perspective to see any of My dogs trying to be a big independent man, it could only respond with the appropriate humble acceptance of its station.

It’s very easy for a stupid little dog to feel a surge of independence and run away from its rightful owner; or in My case its owner, financial dominatrix, and Goddess! But very soon, this doggie-slave finds itself lost, alone, afraid, and totally out of place in the world. That’s why stupid little puppy dogs like mike need constant reminders that I am here for their benefit, not the other way around. I treat you like the bitches you are, BECAUSE that’s what you are. Being a bad dog, running away, disobeying – that kind of behavior won’t change what you are, but ask yourself this: would you rather spend your time in the doghouse being punished, or worshiping at My feet?

Sexy Bare Feet Video

admin — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:19:00 +0000

New foot video up on Clips4Sale, cause I just love feeding your addiction to My perfect feet! I know how to put that obsession of yours to good use, so while I’m teasing you with My soles and toes, I tell you exactly how I want you to clean them for Me with your tongue!

Buy it Now!

Dirty Foot Domination

admin — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 13:42:37 +0000

Attention foot worshippers; get ready to feast your eyes on some truly filthy sneakers and sexy stinky feet! My new Clips4Sale video features My dirty old Converse All Stars, and of course a closeup or two of My oh so smelly size 9s! Sneak a preview on youtube; and make sure to give My perfect peds a full five stars!

Kat’s Dirty Sneakers Tease

or just Buy It Now!!!

HAPPY GODDESS KATHERINE DAY

admin — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:32:12 +0000

Just a quick update to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ME – yes, that’s right, I was born on the biggest party day of the year. What can I say, the universe fucking loves Me! That also explains why I’m celebrating My birthday in Fabulous Las Vegas. I’m falling in love with Vegas, and it’s totally mutual! This whole city is here to serve Me and I am taking full advantage. But that’s all the time I have for updating at the moment, losers – the sun is shining and there’s a lounge chair by the pool calling My name! More updates on My Vegas adventures to come!

Luxury Lessons from Goddess Kat

admin — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 14:31:17 +0000

I was in the mood for something greasy and filling this cool March morning, so I had My driver run out for some McDonald’s breakfast. Now, I’m not one to get hung up on semantics and word games … wait, I totally am. Right. So, as much as I appreciate the McDonald’s Deluxe Breakfast, given that it is huge and delicious (much like those cocks you’ll be stuffing your face with, Paypig and futureh88ker). But I do think that “luxury” and words like it are thrown around much too casually today, with companies competing desperately for every sucker’s last dollar. Personally, when I think luxury, I think slaves on bended knee, striving to please their superiors. To Me, true luxury can only be achieved through an inferior class of less-than-people (i.e. men) living in physical servitude and financial slavery to their betters (Me, and women like Me. obviously). And I really have to take issue with the idea that luxuries are or should be available to just anyone. Clearly, the lifestyle of true entitlement is a lost art in society today. Let’s bring it back, shall We ladies?!

Tasty Toenail Tease

admin — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:22:21 +0000

OMG – I just cut My toenails for the first time in forever… since as you know I’m lazy about cutting them, and I know how they drive you crazy, footboy. The longer they get the more helpless you are, totally weak for My toes as I wave them in front of the cam. I love driving you insane with My long luscious toenails. But after a while they get SO long that they just have to be cut – and you footboys would freak right out if you could see how long My nails got and how much tasty toe jam collects under them when they’re that long, LOL! If you’re a good foot slut, maybe next time I’ll let you buy My toe scrapings to shove up your nose! I know the smell of My feet and the dirt from under My toenails works on your footboy brain like a drug… soaking through the membranes and straight into your malleable little mind, making you totally helplessly addicted to My perfect sexy feet.

(Good) Talk Ain’t Cheap

admin — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 21:42:24 +0000

On the way to grab lunch today, I was flipping channels on the Jeep radio and came across a talk station. I remember when I used to listen to talk radio, as a teenager… when we were bored, My BFF and I both loved to call in and voice our opinions, knowing that Our powers of reason were superior to most callers and in fact the talk show hosts as well. We made a game out of it, sometimes taking the most extreme and ridiculous positions and arguing them logically, blowing all the adults out of the water. Of course, when We weren’t making much older people look foolish, We would spend hours cutting class to debate politics and religion, or argue endlessly on the phone. How adorable… Of course, We both still enjoy a good intellectual debate now and then. But more than anything, We prefer to do Our talking on niteflirt, where We don’t have to worry about the language We use or the ideas We express – like, for example, how the world should be ruled by women in high heels and pantyhose, and Feminocracy is clearly the way to go! So give Me a call and we’ll talk about what’s REALLY important – your complete and total weakness for ME.

Dominatrix Seeks Doggie for public humiliation

admin — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:31:09 +0000

I’m sprawled out on Goddess Jennifer’s huge new couch looking down at Navy Pier (that’s the lakefront in Chicago for you complete retards out there). The weather today isn’t exactly perfect for dog walking yet. It’s still a little on the cool side for that, I think – I mean, We don’t want Our little poochies’ paws getting cold. And taking the kitties out in their stroller in anything less than purrfect sunny weather would be just unthinkable.

So the cute furry animals will have to wait. Instead, it would be totally hilarious to take one of Our pet pigs, dress it up in piggie tights and a nice curly piggie tail, and make it go prancing ahead o Us through the park.

I’m not sure whether I would have it walk on all fours or its hind legs – probably a combination of the two, depending of course on its behavior. I would have SO much fun introducing Our pig pet to the other animal owners We met – and you know everyone would have to stop and talk to Us, to satisfy their curiosity about two girls holding a human pig on a leash – never mind two girls as eye-catching and stunning as Goddess Katherine and Goddess Jennifer!