Most of you have no idea how to approach and interact with a Superior Female, especially ME, so here is a guide for you to follow… and while heeding these words is for your own good, more importantly, it will prevent ME from being irritated and potentially enraged by stupid, ignorant behavior. READ ON.
First of all, I DO NOT CARE what you want! NEVER tell Me, your Goddess, what you want from Me. Instead, you should respectfully beg Me to take advantage of your male weakness – weakness for My feet, My voice, My eyes, My ass… whatever part of My perfection makes you the most vulnerable to Me.
You know that I have all the power and I’ll soon expose your weaknesses, so don’t bother trying to play stupid games with Me. It’s a very bad idea to lie to your God and you will be punished. Realize your intellectual limitations and don’t even try to deceive Me. For example, pretending to yourself and your Goddess that you aren’t pathetic and worthless, or that you are better educated, wealthier, and more successful than you really are – this will only provoke My anger. It will make Me despise you. And remember that I have a very long memory.
Always say Please and Thank You. Thank Me for taking the time out of My day to use and abuse you. Any attention from Me is an honor. If you forget this, you will suffer for your disrespect. Refer to Me as Goddess Katherine, Goddess Kat or Goddess at all times – never ‘Kat’. You are beneath Me and you have no right to use My name as though I were your equal. I really can’t stress this enough – you are not My equal, because no matter how special and unique you may think you are, Sesame Street and Oprah are WRONG. You are utterly pathetic and worthless in comparison to ME.
