Financial Domination

I’m sprawled out on Goddess Jennifer’s huge new couch looking down at Navy Pier (that’s the lakefront in Chicago for you complete retards out there). The weather today isn’t exactly perfect for dog walking yet. It’s still a little on the cool side for that, I think – I mean, We don’t want Our little poochies’ paws getting cold. And taking the kitties out in their stroller in anything less than purrfect sunny weather would be just unthinkable.

So the cute furry animals will have to wait. Instead, it would be totally hilarious to take one of Our pet pigs, dress it up in piggie tights and a nice curly piggie tail, and make it go prancing ahead o Us through the park.

I’m not sure whether I would have it walk on all fours or its hind legs – probably a combination of the two, depending of course on its behavior.  I would have SO much fun introducing Our pig pet to the other animal owners We met – and you know everyone would have to stop and talk to Us, to satisfy their curiosity about two girls holding a human pig on a leash – never mind two girls as eye-catching and stunning as Goddess Katherine and Goddess Jennifer!

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LoserPigJazon, who just can’t seem to keep any money in his tiny bank account since he discovered ME, just sent Me his last $8.03 on niteflirt. LOL!

Pig’s request to send Me its last eight dollars immediately reminded Me of the bible story where an old beggar woman gives her last two coins in the world to God… except of course in the Bible, she is rewarded with praise and God’s favour and will eventually get eternal life in exchange. LoserPigJazon, on the other hand, knows that it will have to keep giving Me everything it has and in exchange all it will ever get is abused! The lesson to be learned here is that if you only have a tiny amount of money left to tribute, do it anyway! Because I can always use a giggle or two at your expense.

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I’ve decided that I just don’t own enough cameras… not that I think I ever could, lol! After all, the camera is one of the best tools out there for bringing a slave to its knees and melting it into a malleable mess. Which is why I really must have this fabulous Microsoft Lifecam. To make you, My pathetic puppet, even weaker and more helpless to resist My teasing.

Show Me how badly you need to be dominated and controlled by your Goddess – get your ass to Amazon and buy it for Me! Whoever purchases this cam will receive a special video custom tailored to further your weakness for ME! In other words – you get to pay Me to use My deliciously dominant powers to make you pay Me even more! *Sigh* what a beautiful cycle it is.

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Tomorrow is going to be fucking awesome! I’m planning to hit the gym early and relax in the hot tub for a while… maybe even sneak in an adult beverage or two, cause I’m naughty like that – as you may know by now! Then I’ll be parking My amazing ass on a barstool and watching Me some playoff football, and OMFG I have been waiting for this game for weeks. Not only is My team looking to advance to the Grey Cup in Montreal, but it’s time for some fucking PAYBACK, My dears. May the football gods squat down and take a giant shit all over Calgary. Amen.

Also – My girlfriend will be home soon, and I think She should be coming home to an immaculate house. Who wants to lick the floors and toilets clean for Her? I know you do, you filthy pervert, now get your ass over here and get to work! Or, failing that, get your loser ass over to Niteflirt and send Me some cold hard cash for Us to spend when She’s back – We have a LOT of shopping and partying to catch up on.

See you soon babe, travel safe <33333 HEART

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