I just love waking up to shiny new gift certificates in My inbox! This time it’s a $50 cert for Amazon from My newest pet piggie Dan, who doesn’t actually have a name yet since I couldn’t be bothered last night, I was too busy partying. His reward? See for yourself!
Purple Piggie Peenie
Yep, this little porker had to tie up his 4 inch microcock and balls to amuse Me. Unfortunately for this loser, it couldn’t untie the knot after it sent Me the picture…OOPS! You can imagine how hilarious that was for Me. I couldn’t help but think of how pigs are castrated in the pork industry – they tie off their little balls with elastics and leave them that way, until eventually they shrivel and fall off! I have a cousin who did this as a part of her vet practicums, but I’d rather play with all My nasty little piggies. I’d feel bad hurting a real little piglet – they’re actually kinda cute when they’re babies. The piggies I hogtie and torture are the ugliest, smelliest kind!
