I was in the mood for something greasy and filling this cool March morning, so I had My driver run out for some McDonald’s breakfast. Now, I’m not one to get hung up on semantics and word games … wait, I totally am. Right. So, as much as I appreciate the McDonald’s Deluxe Breakfast, given that it is huge and delicious (much like those cocks you’ll be stuffing your face with, Paypig and futureh88ker). But I do think that “luxury” and words like it are thrown around much too casually today, with companies competing desperately for every sucker’s last dollar. Personally, when I think luxury, I think slaves on bended knee, striving to please their superiors. To Me, true luxury can only be achieved through an inferior class of less-than-people (i.e. men) living in physical servitude and financial slavery to their betters (Me, and women like Me. obviously). And I really have to take issue with the idea that luxuries are or should be available to just anyone. Clearly, the lifestyle of true entitlement is a lost art in society today. Let’s bring it back, shall We ladies?!
OMG – I just cut My toenails for the first time in forever… since as you know I’m lazy about cutting them, and I know how they drive you crazy, footboy. The longer they get the more helpless you are, totally weak for My toes as I wave them in front of the cam. I love driving you insane with My long luscious toenails. But after a while they get SO long that they just have to be cut – and you footboys would freak right out if you could see how long My nails got and how much tasty toe jam collects under them when they’re that long, LOL! If you’re a good foot slut, maybe next time I’ll let you buy My toe scrapings to shove up your nose! I know the smell of My feet and the dirt from under My toenails works on your footboy brain like a drug… soaking through the membranes and straight into your malleable little mind, making you totally helplessly addicted to My perfect sexy feet.
I’m sprawled out on Goddess Jennifer’s huge new couch looking down at Navy Pier (that’s the lakefront in Chicago for you complete retards out there). The weather today isn’t exactly perfect for dog walking yet. It’s still a little on the cool side for that, I think – I mean, We don’t want Our little poochies’ paws getting cold. And taking the kitties out in their stroller in anything less than purrfect sunny weather would be just unthinkable.
So the cute furry animals will have to wait. Instead, it would be totally hilarious to take one of Our pet pigs, dress it up in piggie tights and a nice curly piggie tail, and make it go prancing ahead o Us through the park.
I’m not sure whether I would have it walk on all fours or its hind legs – probably a combination of the two, depending of course on its behavior. I would have SO much fun introducing Our pig pet to the other animal owners We met – and you know everyone would have to stop and talk to Us, to satisfy their curiosity about two girls holding a human pig on a leash – never mind two girls as eye-catching and stunning as Goddess Katherine and Goddess Jennifer!
It seems to Me that lately I’ve been getting more and more requests from pantyhose boys wanting, no, NEEDING to see more and more of Me in nylons, fishnets, garters…. lucky for you, My closet is a pantyhose pervert’s paradise – if it’s silky, sheer, shimmery, skintight and oh so sexy, chances are I’ve got it. And I just happen to have an unbelievably juicy ass, and I sure do love to flaunt it! Can you see where I’m going with this yet? You and I both know you’re slobbering at the thought of My size 9 feet, sexy thighs and stunning ass in that slinky pair of pantyhose. Well, just sitting there letting your imagination obsess over My sexy pantyhose won’t get you anywhere will it? Since you know that your pitiful little imagination can’t really hold a candle to the real thing…. uh oh, now that you’re all hot and bothered thinking about My ass and legs and feet in pantyhose, what are you going to do for the rest of your boring loser day? you’re going to be calling Me on niteflirt and messaging Me frantically, begging for even the teeniest peek at My cam. I don’t blame you… it’s not your fault your weakness for pantyhose allows Me to take complete and total advantage of you, right? muahahahhaah
Last night Mikeymouse learned that no matter how hard he tries to deny his need for My total dominance, he will always come crawling back to Me, and he cannot resist Me. As soon as I instructed him to call My niteflirt line to be subdued completely to My will. Once he heard My voice, as so often happens, he just couldn’t wait to surrender more and more of his money to Me. Oh wait, his money is all Mine now! I have instructed Mikey to submit a report of his finances to Me, so that he can begin to live as a true slave, on a proper budget. Mikeymouse also had the honor of being the first to see My new thong on cam:

Naturally, after seeing My glorious ass on cam, Mikey was very grateful to be given the task of kneeling and worshipping Me for half an hour before bed. What a lucky loser! But then, good things generally happen to slaves who SUBMIT. Hint.
Erica Campbell’s recent tragic conversion to Christianity got Me thinking about My own experiences with Western religion over the past couple of days…
When I was a young child, very young, age five or so… I believed in God, with a capital G and everything. Being very bright and gifted, I mastered the core theology of Christianity very quickly, and discussed and debated theology with adults starting around age 8. But there were always aspects of the Christian account of the world which I found puzzling and even absurd; most importantly the question of free will. The explanation for the human condition, our very struggle for survival as a species, is blamed on the exercise of free wil by the original humans, Adam and Eve. Their choice to partake of the Forbidden Fruit led to sin, which introduced pain and suffering of every kind to the world.
Sigh, where do I begin… Well, I could go on and on and on. But the most fundamental flaw in the story is this: God created humans, over whom He had complete and total dominion. Then He gave them free will. I can remember lying awake at night with My young mind racing to find an explanation for such a logical absurdity. A Superior Being, a Deity, relinquishing control to a pair of inferior minions? What possible benefit could there be in such an act? The explanation most commonly given is that God, in His infinite wisdom, felt that it would be preferable to have His subjects choose to submit themselves to Him. Again, this fails the logical litmus test. Why should a truly Superior Being concern themselves with the motivations and feelings of inferior subjects? Superior Beings have the power, that’s the way it is, that’s the way it should be, and even according to the Biblical story, when gods give up power to lesser beings, nothing good will come of it! In some ways the story of the Fall of Man is a powerful and moving tale; and if it is viewed as a parable it does impart a strong message to Superior Beings like Myself. I take My power very seriously and I would never be so foolish and irresponsible as to discard it! It goes against My nature and the natural
order. What really puzzled Me as a child struggling to make sense of the world was the idea that any human would choose to worship this so-called deity, believing that He gave them the choice to do so in the first place. In other words, if the story of the Genesis were true, a god took that which made him divine and gave it to humans, effectively raising them to his level, or lowering himself to their level; after which they continued to worship him as a god. What utter nonsense! I must say I am fortunate in being so secure in My Own superiority. I know that *I* will never feel the need to gain some bizarre form of validation by treating My slaves as equals!
If I ran My blog like a newspaper, today’s front page would look something like this:
FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX DESIRES TRIBUTE; PENNILESS SHITSTAIN SHOCKED
A worthless halfwit was distressed and outraged today when, upon initiating a conversation with a Vastly Superior Female via the internets, he was ordered by Her Immeasurable Perfection to earn Her attention with a tribute. The moron in question messaged Her Majesty Goddess Kat via Windows Live Messenger, under the account name “georgios_z@hotmail.com” and operating under the delusion that he is a worthwhile human being in his own right, as well as a desirable conversation partner for devastatingly dominant females. Having been swiftly disabused of his foolish fancies, Captain Fuckwit reacted with surprise and indignation. “EXPENSIVE!” he exclaimed when informed of the fee, adding the somewhat inexplicable epithet “BASTARD!” before being blocked and deleted. When asked for comment, Goddess Kat expressed some surprise of her own. “Well, as far as I know My parents were married several years before My blessed birth.”

The Goddess
Readers will be happy to learn that She was not distressed by the abusive ass, but amused. “I really can’t imagine why guys like this expect Me to give a fuck about them, I mean, he saw My pictures on Facebook! LOL! And My title, Goddess, is a pretty big clue what losers like him can expect – every religious organization out there wants at LEAST ten percent of your pitiful income… but do they offer you a real live smoking hot Goddess you can worship? Hell no!!! So it’s pretty simple, bitch. You want My attention, pay the fuck up.”
pictured: insert: the Goddess Herself
I am, and have always been, a true believer in Female Superiority. And by true believer, I mean that I have always known that women are better, more attractive, more interesting, more charming, more worthwhile than men. It has always been a part of My consciousness, something that I came to believe first through My life experiences, then through observation and critical thinking.
Growing up, I took it for granted that women were always in control: in control of Our own lives, and in control of the men in Our lives. In My family, women have always been in charge. When I began to attend school at age 4, and to read at an adult level at age 6, I realized with surprise and disgust that My worldview was not universally celebrated. However, the world has changed for the better in recent times, and I consider it My mission to further advance the open acceptance of Female Superiority.
As worthless as you are, as a submissive male you are a step ahead of the average male. Non submissive males are utter fools. How any male could dlude itself into believing that it is a worthwhile being in its own right, a being which deserves to pursue its own happiness – often at the expense of the women in its life – is an absolute mystery to Me. The only way any male can find fulfilment is at the feet of a Superior Female. And they just don’t come any more Superior than Me!
Ultimately, every non submissive male is missing out on the greatest pleasures life can offer him. He will never know the feel of a woman’s feet on his face, Her toes in his mouth… even the feel of Her strong hand dealing out discipline as She shapes him into a better instrument! Nor will he experience the exquisite torment as he waits for Her judgement of his performance, and the satisfaction of a task well done.
These ignorant, nasty, filthy males live their lives trying desperately to find a woman they can control. They don’t realize that their efforts to dominate women will inevitably fail. Men can only ever achieve dominance through crude, animalistic means – physical force for example, or laws aimed at elevating the tatus of men, laws backed by the threat of force. Ultimately, these controlling men fail. Their marriages dissolve, and they lash out in anger, claiming that “She changed, she’s not the woman I married!” They howl and squeal that women are liars and whores. In reality, it is a woman’s right to behave however She at any time, and it is a male’s privelege to accept Her choices and fulfill Her every whim.
I truly enjoy hearing about despicable traditional-minded men being tossed out with the trash by their newly empowered ex-wives. Alimony is a beautiful thing. I view it as a punishment exacted on men for presuming to think that they could be in a relationship with a woman who is their equal – or even their inferior! Now these stupid assholes are legally forced to pay the Asshole Tax! Many of them never learn their lesson and wind up paying the Asshole Tax to multiple women! LOL! Their psychotic need to assert themselves in their relationships just fucks them over, and I LOVE IT!
So, the next time you find yourself questioning or fighting your submissive nature, remember how much better off you are submitting to Me willingly.
