On the way to grab lunch today, I was flipping channels on the Jeep radio and came across a talk station. I remember when I used to listen to talk radio, as a teenager… when we were bored, My BFF and I both loved to call in and voice our opinions, knowing that Our powers of reason were superior to most callers and in fact the talk show hosts as well. We made a game out of it, sometimes taking the most extreme and ridiculous positions and arguing them logically, blowing all the adults out of the water. Of course, when We weren’t making much older people look foolish, We would spend hours cutting class to debate politics and religion, or argue endlessly on the phone. How adorable… Of course, We both still enjoy a good intellectual debate now and then. But more than anything, We prefer to do Our talking on niteflirt, where We don’t have to worry about the language We use or the ideas We express – like, for example, how the world should be ruled by women in high heels and pantyhose, and Feminocracy is clearly the way to go! So give Me a call and we’ll talk about what’s REALLY important – your complete and total weakness for ME.
Here’s just a few of the best things about the USA and Chicago specifically — so far!
1. Queen Jennifer, naturally.
2. Fogo de Chao – Brazilian Steakhouse… we’re talking unlimited filet mignon, sirloin, ribs, filet wrapped in bacon, unffff
3. Mac Pro Store and Sephora
4. Mortons. I don’t even know what to say. The steak We had was more than you spend on groceries in a week, bitch.
5. Whole Foods – “if you haven’t spent $100 on a bag of groceries this big, you haven’t lived, and you probably shouldn’t exist.” – Queen Jennifer on Whole Foods
6. High Tea at the Drake, OMFG… apparently the Queen of England and the Empress of Japan have had tea at the Drake in the past. But that was just preparation for the real royalty
That’s it for now, check back later for updates on My trip!
If I ran My blog like a newspaper, today’s front page would look something like this:
FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX DESIRES TRIBUTE; PENNILESS SHITSTAIN SHOCKED
A worthless halfwit was distressed and outraged today when, upon initiating a conversation with a Vastly Superior Female via the internets, he was ordered by Her Immeasurable Perfection to earn Her attention with a tribute. The moron in question messaged Her Majesty Goddess Kat via Windows Live Messenger, under the account name “georgios_z@hotmail.com” and operating under the delusion that he is a worthwhile human being in his own right, as well as a desirable conversation partner for devastatingly dominant females. Having been swiftly disabused of his foolish fancies, Captain Fuckwit reacted with surprise and indignation. “EXPENSIVE!” he exclaimed when informed of the fee, adding the somewhat inexplicable epithet “BASTARD!” before being blocked and deleted. When asked for comment, Goddess Kat expressed some surprise of her own. “Well, as far as I know My parents were married several years before My blessed birth.”

The Goddess
Readers will be happy to learn that She was not distressed by the abusive ass, but amused. “I really can’t imagine why guys like this expect Me to give a fuck about them, I mean, he saw My pictures on Facebook! LOL! And My title, Goddess, is a pretty big clue what losers like him can expect – every religious organization out there wants at LEAST ten percent of your pitiful income… but do they offer you a real live smoking hot Goddess you can worship? Hell no!!! So it’s pretty simple, bitch. You want My attention, pay the fuck up.”
pictured: insert: the Goddess Herself
