(Good) Talk Ain’t Cheap

Published on 11 March 2009 by admin in Uncategorized

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(Good) Talk Ain’t Cheap

On the way to grab lunch today, I was flipping channels on the Jeep radio and came across a talk station. I remember when I used to listen to talk radio, as a teenager… when we were bored, My BFF  and I both loved to call in and voice our opinions, knowing that Our powers of reason were superior to most callers and in fact the talk show hosts as well. We made a game out of it, sometimes taking the most extreme and ridiculous positions and arguing them logically, blowing all the adults out of the water. Of course, when We weren’t making much older people look foolish, We would spend hours cutting class to debate politics and religion, or argue endlessly on the phone. How adorable… Of course, We both still enjoy a good intellectual debate now and then. But more than anything, We prefer to do Our talking on niteflirt, where We don’t have to worry about the language We use or the ideas We express – like, for example, how the world should be ruled by women in high heels and pantyhose, and Feminocracy is clearly the way to go! So give Me a call and we’ll talk about what’s REALLY important – your complete and total weakness for ME.

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Newsflash: I want your CASH

Published on 16 December 2008 by admin in Uncategorized

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Newsflash: I want your CASH

If I ran My blog like a newspaper, today’s front page would look something like this:

FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX DESIRES TRIBUTE; PENNILESS SHITSTAIN SHOCKED

A worthless halfwit was distressed and outraged today when, upon initiating a conversation with a Vastly Superior Female via the internets, he was ordered by Her Immeasurable Perfection to earn Her attention with a tribute. The moron in question messaged Her Majesty Goddess Kat via Windows Live Messenger, under the account name “georgios_z@hotmail.com” and operating under the delusion that he is a worthwhile human being in his own right, as well as a desirable conversation partner for devastatingly dominant females. Having been swiftly disabused of his foolish fancies, Captain Fuckwit reacted with surprise and indignation. “EXPENSIVE!” he exclaimed when informed of the fee, adding the somewhat inexplicable epithet “BASTARD!” before being blocked and deleted. When asked for comment, Goddess Kat expressed some surprise of her own. “Well, as far as I know My parents were married several years before My blessed birth.”

The Goddess

The Goddess

Readers will be happy to learn that She was not distressed by the abusive ass, but amused. “I really can’t imagine why guys like this expect Me to give a fuck about them, I mean, he saw My pictures on Facebook! LOL! And My title, Goddess, is a pretty big clue what losers like him can expect – every religious organization out there wants at LEAST ten percent of your pitiful income… but do they offer you a real live smoking hot Goddess you can worship? Hell no!!! So it’s pretty simple, bitch. You want My attention, pay the fuck up.”

pictured: insert: the Goddess Herself

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Goddess Kat: I like being up for 24 hours at a time, it seems to be the best cycle for me
Goddess Kat:
the world can fuck itself with its stupid cycle of 16 hours up and 8 hours asleep
danlagalera: yea i dont understand either Goddess
Goddess Kat: how can anyone live by a strict schedule like that, I can’t even imagine waking up to an alarm
Goddess Kat:
fuck that, I wake up when I want
danlagalera:  im glad
danlagalera: i get a lil manic tho sometimes
danlagalera: but Youre superior to me

Goddess Kat: I guess I just really resent any kind of artificial, external controls being exerted on Me, like schedules that have no actual logical reason behind them
danlagalera: well supposedly theres studies or w/e blah blah
danlagalera: its “healthy”
danlagalera: but yea i agree Goddess You shouldnt do whatever You dont wanna
danlagalera: Youre powerful enough not to

Goddess Kat: it’s really hard for Me to understand why it is most people behave the way they do, they’re like ants to Me
danlagalera: me too Goddess?
danlagalera: just dont squish me please

Goddess Kat: well I was thinking in terms of how they behave in the ways expected of them by society; anyone participating in the bdsm/fetish culture is outside the ordinary behavior patterns to some degree
danlagalera: thats true i love a beautiful Goddess
Goddess Kat: so while you are worthless to Me as anything but a toy to amuse Myself with and be spoiled by, I can’t honestly say I would classify you with the drones I was talking about
danlagalera: =) i feel useful
Goddess Kat: well, being more useful to Me than the average fuckwitted drone isn’t really saying much at all

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