I was in the mood for something greasy and filling this cool March morning, so I had My driver run out for some McDonald’s breakfast. Now, I’m not one to get hung up on semantics and word games … wait, I totally am. Right. So, as much as I appreciate the McDonald’s Deluxe Breakfast, given that it is huge and delicious (much like those cocks you’ll be stuffing your face with, Paypig and futureh88ker). But I do think that “luxury” and words like it are thrown around much too casually today, with companies competing desperately for every sucker’s last dollar. Personally, when I think luxury, I think slaves on bended knee, striving to please their superiors. To Me, true luxury can only be achieved through an inferior class of less-than-people (i.e. men) living in physical servitude and financial slavery to their betters (Me, and women like Me. obviously). And I really have to take issue with the idea that luxuries are or should be available to just anyone. Clearly, the lifestyle of true entitlement is a lost art in society today. Let’s bring it back, shall We ladies?!
