Whenever I witness a truly breathtaking display of athleticism, I get totally lost in the moment, and My attention is focused fully on what I’m watching, like an intense physical battle in hockey, or a beautifully executed drive in football. This was the case during the gold medal game between Canada and Sweden in the world junior hockey championship this week. Canada was dominant as always, but even the losers displayed their tremendous speed and skill at times. After the game, my intuition went to work again and I reflected on the many vast differences between these gifted, attractive young athletes and the average male. It’s like all of the good qualities that the male of our species has to offer are distilled down into a very, VERY small, select group who just have it all. Good looks, intelligence, strength and stamina; these are foreign concepts to the vast majority of men. Let’s say 99.99 percent or so.
one of the .01 percent
I know that you know you’re a loser; how could you not? Most men are losers, whether because of their pathetic pindick, or their tiny bank account, or their colossal stupidity, or their repulsive bodies. But I think that most of the time, you forget just how truly insignificant and inadequate you really are. Isn’t it lucky for you that I’m here to remind you, before you get too deluded about yourself and get smacked down by reality! And while you’re sitting at home alone, why don’t you make yourself useful in the only way you can – spoil your Goddess with a beautiful new Team Canada jersey, in celebration of your status as an inferior worm.
