Financial Domination

For the past four years, the Canadians have been totally dominant at the World Junior Hockey Championships. There’s really no other way to describe four gold medals in a row. As I’m sure you know by now, I love to win, I love to dominate, and I expect My sports teams to do the same! My passion for hockey goes way back, as far as I can remember. But I really can’ remember too many games that were as exciting as the Canada-Russia semifinal last night. Canada-Russia has always been the best rivalry in international hockey as far as I’m concerned, and last night’s game was AMAZING. Canada took the lead four times, Russia kept tying it up, then late in the third period Russia went up 5-4. The Canadians tied the game with 5 seconds left and won in a shootout… now normally I am not a fan of shootouts, but I’m not complaining about last night’s finish.

The gold medal game is tomorrow night, I can’t wait to see some more good old fashioned hockey dominance from My beautiful boys. Also, I’m very VERY pleased with how the Canucks’ first rounder Cody Hodgson is performing in this tourney. He’s a total stud, oh my god! Make sure to watch the game, loser. Even if you don’t like hockey, it will be good for you to see how incredibly inferior you are!

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I went shopping yesterday afternoon as I often do. Like most of My interactions with the world and its inhabitants, it just made Me appreciate how awesome I am even more.

I was cruising around looking for inspirations for Christmas presents when I spotted a used bookstore I’d never seen before, which was having a going out of business sale. I figured well, since the place is going under (on top of being a used bookstore) there’s a good chance the owner is fairly offputting. But what the hell, I love books, and especially old books, so I might as well check it out. Well, the instant I got through the door it was obvious why the place was closing down. The owner was one of those people who thinks that their customers are actually there to hear their opinions on politics and society, at the highest possible volume. GOOD LORD. I have no idea how anyone so painfully extroverted got into the book business, but I speak for highly literate elitists everywhere when I say thank fuck he’s getting right back out of it.

But the experience was really more amusing than anything, as listening to most people’s opinions about the world usually is for Me. Heh. And the first book I saw, just waiting for Me on top of a big pile of fire starter, was a volume of Tacitus’ history of Rome. Be still My heart! I also found a gorgeous illustrated volume of the legend(s) of Arthur.

Then I hit up the comic store, where I discovered that there is a 3 issue adaptation of the Firefly series. OMFG. And a Buffy omnibus which was produced while the show was running; who knew? So of course they’ve been added to the wishlist! ^_^

I mean it really doesn’t matter how many books and comics I have already; I always need MORE MORE MORE. So get busy buying, bitches! Christmas is around the corner and I’m in the mood for GETTING!

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Tomorrow is going to be fucking awesome! I’m planning to hit the gym early and relax in the hot tub for a while… maybe even sneak in an adult beverage or two, cause I’m naughty like that – as you may know by now! Then I’ll be parking My amazing ass on a barstool and watching Me some playoff football, and OMFG I have been waiting for this game for weeks. Not only is My team looking to advance to the Grey Cup in Montreal, but it’s time for some fucking PAYBACK, My dears. May the football gods squat down and take a giant shit all over Calgary. Amen.

Also – My girlfriend will be home soon, and I think She should be coming home to an immaculate house. Who wants to lick the floors and toilets clean for Her? I know you do, you filthy pervert, now get your ass over here and get to work! Or, failing that, get your loser ass over to Niteflirt and send Me some cold hard cash for Us to spend when She’s back – We have a LOT of shopping and partying to catch up on.

See you soon babe, travel safe <33333 HEART

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