Financial Domination

Okay losers,  it’s time to get out your calendars and mark off a very important set of dates. March is the official Month of Royalty. This month long celebration of Female Supremacy kicks off with the birthday of the amazing Goddess Jennifer. In fact, I am currently sitting in Her living room helping Her unwrap some goodies that some helpless sod couldn’t resist sending in honor of Her Highness’ day.  I know you’re just dying for some details on what She and I are both wearing, but it would probably be too delicious for you to handle, wankeypants.

Let’s see, what else is there in the marvellous  month of March? Well, St. Patrick’s Day is always a blast, and this year, for most of you, will be your first year celebrating not just another boozefest, but you will now have the opportunity to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY in style! yes, that’s right, your Glorious  Goddess Katherine was born on St. Patrick’s Day; as if My Birthday wasn’t awesome enough to begin with!

SO, start planning now so you will be able to honor this  great day, the most holy of holy days, March the 17 2009, in a fashion befitting such a perfect young Goddess as Myself.

I will as always be accepting e-gift cards for Amazon.com and Amazon.ca, as well as various items from My wish lists. Cash, of course, is bound to send your present to the top of the favorites list! So before you do anything, head over to My keen page and GIVE the best gift a girl can get!

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I went shopping yesterday afternoon as I often do. Like most of My interactions with the world and its inhabitants, it just made Me appreciate how awesome I am even more.

I was cruising around looking for inspirations for Christmas presents when I spotted a used bookstore I’d never seen before, which was having a going out of business sale. I figured well, since the place is going under (on top of being a used bookstore) there’s a good chance the owner is fairly offputting. But what the hell, I love books, and especially old books, so I might as well check it out. Well, the instant I got through the door it was obvious why the place was closing down. The owner was one of those people who thinks that their customers are actually there to hear their opinions on politics and society, at the highest possible volume. GOOD LORD. I have no idea how anyone so painfully extroverted got into the book business, but I speak for highly literate elitists everywhere when I say thank fuck he’s getting right back out of it.

But the experience was really more amusing than anything, as listening to most people’s opinions about the world usually is for Me. Heh. And the first book I saw, just waiting for Me on top of a big pile of fire starter, was a volume of Tacitus’ history of Rome. Be still My heart! I also found a gorgeous illustrated volume of the legend(s) of Arthur.

Then I hit up the comic store, where I discovered that there is a 3 issue adaptation of the Firefly series. OMFG. And a Buffy omnibus which was produced while the show was running; who knew? So of course they’ve been added to the wishlist! ^_^

I mean it really doesn’t matter how many books and comics I have already; I always need MORE MORE MORE. So get busy buying, bitches! Christmas is around the corner and I’m in the mood for GETTING!

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Tomorrow is going to be fucking awesome! I’m planning to hit the gym early and relax in the hot tub for a while… maybe even sneak in an adult beverage or two, cause I’m naughty like that – as you may know by now! Then I’ll be parking My amazing ass on a barstool and watching Me some playoff football, and OMFG I have been waiting for this game for weeks. Not only is My team looking to advance to the Grey Cup in Montreal, but it’s time for some fucking PAYBACK, My dears. May the football gods squat down and take a giant shit all over Calgary. Amen.

Also – My girlfriend will be home soon, and I think She should be coming home to an immaculate house. Who wants to lick the floors and toilets clean for Her? I know you do, you filthy pervert, now get your ass over here and get to work! Or, failing that, get your loser ass over to Niteflirt and send Me some cold hard cash for Us to spend when She’s back – We have a LOT of shopping and partying to catch up on.

See you soon babe, travel safe <33333 HEART

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I’ve been staying at My Dad’s place for the past while so as not to catch Jennifer’s tonsillitis. Luckily I’m close to Our gym, so I’ve been able to work out most days. I wonder, which one of you is going to have the privilege of paying for My gym membership renewal next month? Pay up, My pet – it’s the only way you’ll ever get to see pics of Me in the sauna!

Watching My favorite sport always gets Me in the mood to work out extra hard. I get tons of motivation from watching My boys playing their guts out. Hockey is just so intense… I love the skating, the hitting, and of course the scoring of pretty goals. But I have to say, aside from a winning goal in overtime, My favorite thing about hockey is when one of My guys throws his gloves down and beats the piss out of someone.

It takes a REAL man to play a brutal sport like hockey, so I get endless enjoyment from watching them play at My favorite bar while you pay for My drinks. And I know that next time I’m out watching hockey, you won’t be able to resist calling Me to hear all about how pathetic you are compared to My favorite players. LOL, I love it!

Aaaand since I’m in such a good mood, here’s a treat for all you hockey fans (bonus points if you can tell Me which Mcfarlane figure I’m holding!)

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I woke up this afternoon feeling really good about life in general – and that’s only fitting, since I have a great life! Yesterday was awesome, Jennifer and I went shopping and splurged on an amazing new toy, a Sony HD video camera. I’m sure that Our pets will all appreciate it as much or more than We do! It’s always fun to add to Our rather massive collection of electronic luxuries. We took advantage of the beautiful weather to try out the new camera, and I’m EXTREMELY pleased with the results. You puppies and piggies and paypets are going to be even more helpless to resist My perfect feet, My beautiful body and My hypnotic eyes. WOW!

So naturally We had to pick up a bottle of wine to celebrate. Halfway through that, I got a call from My loser ATM mindlessloser4u, and proceeded to rape him for $800, not counting the presents he had to send My girlfriend! LOL! Once that little piggie got a look at My sexy eyes he was totally under their spell. He maxed out two of his cards, and if he has anything left at all? It’s going to be MINE soon enough!

So  now I’m sitting out on the porch taking advantage of Our WiFi. I’ve got clove cigarettes, wine, sunshine and My Ipod Touch. This is going to be a great weekend!

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