Financial Domination

Okay losers,  it’s time to get out your calendars and mark off a very important set of dates. March is the official Month of Royalty. This month long celebration of Female Supremacy kicks off with the birthday of the amazing Goddess Jennifer. In fact, I am currently sitting in Her living room helping Her unwrap some goodies that some helpless sod couldn’t resist sending in honor of Her Highness’ day.  I know you’re just dying for some details on what She and I are both wearing, but it would probably be too delicious for you to handle, wankeypants.

Let’s see, what else is there in the marvellous  month of March? Well, St. Patrick’s Day is always a blast, and this year, for most of you, will be your first year celebrating not just another boozefest, but you will now have the opportunity to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY in style! yes, that’s right, your Glorious  Goddess Katherine was born on St. Patrick’s Day; as if My Birthday wasn’t awesome enough to begin with!

SO, start planning now so you will be able to honor this  great day, the most holy of holy days, March the 17 2009, in a fashion befitting such a perfect young Goddess as Myself.

I will as always be accepting e-gift cards for Amazon.com and Amazon.ca, as well as various items from My wish lists. Cash, of course, is bound to send your present to the top of the favorites list! So before you do anything, head over to My keen page and GIVE the best gift a girl can get!

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Tomorrow is going to be fucking awesome! I’m planning to hit the gym early and relax in the hot tub for a while… maybe even sneak in an adult beverage or two, cause I’m naughty like that – as you may know by now! Then I’ll be parking My amazing ass on a barstool and watching Me some playoff football, and OMFG I have been waiting for this game for weeks. Not only is My team looking to advance to the Grey Cup in Montreal, but it’s time for some fucking PAYBACK, My dears. May the football gods squat down and take a giant shit all over Calgary. Amen.

Also – My girlfriend will be home soon, and I think She should be coming home to an immaculate house. Who wants to lick the floors and toilets clean for Her? I know you do, you filthy pervert, now get your ass over here and get to work! Or, failing that, get your loser ass over to Niteflirt and send Me some cold hard cash for Us to spend when She’s back – We have a LOT of shopping and partying to catch up on.

See you soon babe, travel safe <33333 HEART

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I woke up this afternoon feeling really good about life in general – and that’s only fitting, since I have a great life! Yesterday was awesome, Jennifer and I went shopping and splurged on an amazing new toy, a Sony HD video camera. I’m sure that Our pets will all appreciate it as much or more than We do! It’s always fun to add to Our rather massive collection of electronic luxuries. We took advantage of the beautiful weather to try out the new camera, and I’m EXTREMELY pleased with the results. You puppies and piggies and paypets are going to be even more helpless to resist My perfect feet, My beautiful body and My hypnotic eyes. WOW!

So naturally We had to pick up a bottle of wine to celebrate. Halfway through that, I got a call from My loser ATM mindlessloser4u, and proceeded to rape him for $800, not counting the presents he had to send My girlfriend! LOL! Once that little piggie got a look at My sexy eyes he was totally under their spell. He maxed out two of his cards, and if he has anything left at all? It’s going to be MINE soon enough!

So  now I’m sitting out on the porch taking advantage of Our WiFi. I’ve got clove cigarettes, wine, sunshine and My Ipod Touch. This is going to be a great weekend!

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