Jennifer and I decided yesterday that Our Bengal kitty Harold needs to start coming on drives with Us when We go out to the store, or when We go adventuring in the Grand Cherokee…after all, beautiful women need accessories, and what better accessory than our Harold, the $600 cat?! That’s Mr. Harold to you, loser! So last night We took Our favorite lap kitty with Us to the grocery store. Unfortunately he couldn’t come in with Us to help Us spend iluvcock’s money, but he did get a special treat from the deli for being such a perfect little pet while We were shopping.

Which just reminds Me, Our Kitty Harold has it sooo much better than you, loser. Harold gets Our affection and approval just for being his smart, beautiful kitty self; but you? you have to bust your loser ass to get My attention. Sitting at home eating garbage food and saving your pennies so Harold can have luxuries would be a great start… I think nothing of taking Harold out for a drive around the block, wasting the gas you pay for, but if you want My time and attention you’re going to have to prove you’re serious about pleasing Me. Who knows, maybe someday you’ll be fortunate enough to be My little pet on a leash… but of course, Kitty Harold will always be above you!  =^_^=

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Summer’s almost over, and Goddess Kat and Queen Jennifer are making the best of what’s left! We’ve been hard at work raping all our little cash piggies, and hard at play spending it! So I thought you little losers just *might* like to hear a little about how we’ve been spending Our time and your money – that is, if you’re one of the lucky little cash cows who’ve been priveleged to pay for Our fun, and maybe even see the pictures later! LOL! If not, you need to get your loser ass to My niteflirt page, get on your knees and click those tribute buttons. Then maybe you won’t feel like such a total worthless freak.

So let’s see, where shall I begin…We got things started off early Thursday with a BBQ in Queen Jennifer’s spacious backyard, and of course I offered up the services of FrancyPrancy to do the cooking – which left Me with nothing to do but have fun. Which is exactly how things are supposed to be, isn’t it loser?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTENA!!!

One of My friends from high school had a birthday bash on friday, which was of course attended by Myself, My girlfriend Queen Jennifer, and a couple of our little pet toys. They had to be on their best behavior to impress Christena, who is a very dominant woman in Her own right.

We had a blast drinking and dancing all night, and I was able to show off how well I’ve trained My pet FrancyPrancy to mix delicious cocktails for Me. But I’d have to say what I enjoyed most that night was the pissing contest I had with Christena about how badly we’ve whipped all Our past and present boytoys to do whatever We want. End result – Christena certainly has a talent for getting what she wants, and she has to be commended for her creative punishments. But when it comes to flat out using and abusing every loser with a limp little dick and a fat wallet, no one can compete with Me.

As for the rest of My weekend – since you just HAVE to know more about Me – you’ll have to check out The Queen’s blog.

This reminds Me though – We don’t have our hot tub yet. Which one of you fat little piggies is going to give up all your cash so I can spend every night drinking shooters in a hot tub with My hot girlfriend?

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