I amaze Myself sometimes. Like for example tonight when some worthless loser or other was worshiping Me on cam, and I just happened to look back over my shoulder and see THIS:
so fucking hot
I mean, goddamn.
I’ve decided that all of My losers, paypets, sissies, cuckolds and piggies should have a constant reminder of Me. And whate better place than on your desktop? Now every time you log on to your computer to send Me money, worship Me, and beg Me for attention and abuse, you will have the pleasure of seeing My beautiful face putting you in your place.
The Divine Goddess
Jennifer and I decided yesterday that Our Bengal kitty Harold needs to start coming on drives with Us when We go out to the store, or when We go adventuring in the Grand Cherokee…after all, beautiful women need accessories, and what better accessory than our Harold, the $600 cat?! That’s Mr. Harold to you, loser! So last night We took Our favorite lap kitty with Us to the grocery store. Unfortunately he couldn’t come in with Us to help Us spend iluvcock’s money, but he did get a special treat from the deli for being such a perfect little pet while We were shopping.
<img class=”size-medium wp-image-132″ title=”kittyharold22″ src=”http://heylosers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kittyharold22-266×300.jpg” alt=”Goddess Kat and Kitty Harold” width=”266″ height=”300″ />
Goddess Kat and Kitty Harold
Which just reminds Me, Our Kitty Harold has it sooo much better than you, loser. Harold gets Our affection and approval just for being his smart, beautiful kitty self; but you? you have to bust your loser ass to get My attention. Sitting at home eating garbage food and saving your pennies so Harold can have luxuries would be a great start… I think nothing of taking Harold out for a drive around the block, wasting the gas you pay for, but if you want My time and attention you’re going to have to prove you’re serious about pleasing Me. Who knows, maybe someday you’ll be fortunate enough to be My little pet on a leash… but of course, Kitty Harold will always be above you! =^_^=
