I went shopping yesterday afternoon as I often do. Like most of My interactions with the world and its inhabitants, it just made Me appreciate how awesome I am even more.

I was cruising around looking for inspirations for Christmas presents when I spotted a used bookstore I’d never seen before, which was having a going out of business sale. I figured well, since the place is going under (on top of being a used bookstore) there’s a good chance the owner is fairly offputting. But what the hell, I love books, and especially old books, so I might as well check it out. Well, the instant I got through the door it was obvious why the place was closing down. The owner was one of those people who thinks that their customers are actually there to hear their opinions on politics and society, at the highest possible volume. GOOD LORD. I have no idea how anyone so painfully extroverted got into the book business, but I speak for highly literate elitists everywhere when I say thank fuck he’s getting right back out of it.

But the experience was really more amusing than anything, as listening to most people’s opinions about the world usually is for Me. Heh. And the first book I saw, just waiting for Me on top of a big pile of fire starter, was a volume of Tacitus’ history of Rome. Be still My heart! I also found a gorgeous illustrated volume of the legend(s) of Arthur.

Then I hit up the comic store, where I discovered that there is a 3 issue adaptation of the Firefly series. OMFG. And a Buffy omnibus which was produced while the show was running; who knew? So of course they’ve been added to the wishlist! ^_^

I mean it really doesn’t matter how many books and comics I have already; I always need MORE MORE MORE. So get busy buying, bitches! Christmas is around the corner and I’m in the mood for GETTING!

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Summer’s almost over, and Goddess Kat and Queen Jennifer are making the best of what’s left! We’ve been hard at work raping all our little cash piggies, and hard at play spending it! So I thought you little losers just *might* like to hear a little about how we’ve been spending Our time and your money – that is, if you’re one of the lucky little cash cows who’ve been priveleged to pay for Our fun, and maybe even see the pictures later! LOL! If not, you need to get your loser ass to My niteflirt page, get on your knees and click those tribute buttons. Then maybe you won’t feel like such a total worthless freak.

So let’s see, where shall I begin…We got things started off early Thursday with a BBQ in Queen Jennifer’s spacious backyard, and of course I offered up the services of FrancyPrancy to do the cooking – which left Me with nothing to do but have fun. Which is exactly how things are supposed to be, isn’t it loser?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTENA!!!

One of My friends from high school had a birthday bash on friday, which was of course attended by Myself, My girlfriend Queen Jennifer, and a couple of our little pet toys. They had to be on their best behavior to impress Christena, who is a very dominant woman in Her own right.

We had a blast drinking and dancing all night, and I was able to show off how well I’ve trained My pet FrancyPrancy to mix delicious cocktails for Me. But I’d have to say what I enjoyed most that night was the pissing contest I had with Christena about how badly we’ve whipped all Our past and present boytoys to do whatever We want. End result – Christena certainly has a talent for getting what she wants, and she has to be commended for her creative punishments. But when it comes to flat out using and abusing every loser with a limp little dick and a fat wallet, no one can compete with Me.

As for the rest of My weekend – since you just HAVE to know more about Me – you’ll have to check out The Queen’s blog.

This reminds Me though – We don’t have our hot tub yet. Which one of you fat little piggies is going to give up all your cash so I can spend every night drinking shooters in a hot tub with My hot girlfriend?

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