Financial Domination

Okay losers,  it’s time to get out your calendars and mark off a very important set of dates. March is the official Month of Royalty. This month long celebration of Female Supremacy kicks off with the birthday of the amazing Goddess Jennifer. In fact, I am currently sitting in Her living room helping Her unwrap some goodies that some helpless sod couldn’t resist sending in honor of Her Highness’ day.  I know you’re just dying for some details on what She and I are both wearing, but it would probably be too delicious for you to handle, wankeypants.

Let’s see, what else is there in the marvellous  month of March? Well, St. Patrick’s Day is always a blast, and this year, for most of you, will be your first year celebrating not just another boozefest, but you will now have the opportunity to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY in style! yes, that’s right, your Glorious  Goddess Katherine was born on St. Patrick’s Day; as if My Birthday wasn’t awesome enough to begin with!

SO, start planning now so you will be able to honor this  great day, the most holy of holy days, March the 17 2009, in a fashion befitting such a perfect young Goddess as Myself.

I will as always be accepting e-gift cards for Amazon.com and Amazon.ca, as well as various items from My wish lists. Cash, of course, is bound to send your present to the top of the favorites list! So before you do anything, head over to My keen page and GIVE the best gift a girl can get!

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I went shopping yesterday afternoon as I often do. Like most of My interactions with the world and its inhabitants, it just made Me appreciate how awesome I am even more.

I was cruising around looking for inspirations for Christmas presents when I spotted a used bookstore I’d never seen before, which was having a going out of business sale. I figured well, since the place is going under (on top of being a used bookstore) there’s a good chance the owner is fairly offputting. But what the hell, I love books, and especially old books, so I might as well check it out. Well, the instant I got through the door it was obvious why the place was closing down. The owner was one of those people who thinks that their customers are actually there to hear their opinions on politics and society, at the highest possible volume. GOOD LORD. I have no idea how anyone so painfully extroverted got into the book business, but I speak for highly literate elitists everywhere when I say thank fuck he’s getting right back out of it.

But the experience was really more amusing than anything, as listening to most people’s opinions about the world usually is for Me. Heh. And the first book I saw, just waiting for Me on top of a big pile of fire starter, was a volume of Tacitus’ history of Rome. Be still My heart! I also found a gorgeous illustrated volume of the legend(s) of Arthur.

Then I hit up the comic store, where I discovered that there is a 3 issue adaptation of the Firefly series. OMFG. And a Buffy omnibus which was produced while the show was running; who knew? So of course they’ve been added to the wishlist! ^_^

I mean it really doesn’t matter how many books and comics I have already; I always need MORE MORE MORE. So get busy buying, bitches! Christmas is around the corner and I’m in the mood for GETTING!

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