Financial Domination

I’m sprawled out on Goddess Jennifer’s huge new couch looking down at Navy Pier (that’s the lakefront in Chicago for you complete retards out there). The weather today isn’t exactly perfect for dog walking yet. It’s still a little on the cool side for that, I think – I mean, We don’t want Our little poochies’ paws getting cold. And taking the kitties out in their stroller in anything less than purrfect sunny weather would be just unthinkable.

So the cute furry animals will have to wait. Instead, it would be totally hilarious to take one of Our pet pigs, dress it up in piggie tights and a nice curly piggie tail, and make it go prancing ahead o Us through the park.

I’m not sure whether I would have it walk on all fours or its hind legs – probably a combination of the two, depending of course on its behavior.  I would have SO much fun introducing Our pig pet to the other animal owners We met – and you know everyone would have to stop and talk to Us, to satisfy their curiosity about two girls holding a human pig on a leash – never mind two girls as eye-catching and stunning as Goddess Katherine and Goddess Jennifer!

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What’s tiny, totally useless to a woman and tied in a pink ribbon? I suppose in the bdsm world there are many possible answers to this question, but the correct one in this case is – futureh88ker’s tiny clitty!

Recently futureh88ker had the privelege of performing a cam show for Me. I always enjoy putting My cocksuckers through their paces on cam, if they can demonstrate to Me that they have taken the time and effort to practise and prepare. This is why futureh88ker is an example to the rest of you cocksuckers. When slaves are lazy and unprepared, they will find it very difficult to gain and hold My attention for any amount of time. Oh, and while this should be simple common sense, yet again I find that I must point out the obvious: if you are a needy, attention whoring little slutfuck, then you need to OWN A WEBCAM in order to be used and abused to your full potential. You can get one for less than I spend on a cocktail, you pathetic freak!

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If I ran My blog like a newspaper, today’s front page would look something like this:

FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX DESIRES TRIBUTE; PENNILESS SHITSTAIN SHOCKED

A worthless halfwit was distressed and outraged today when, upon initiating a conversation with a Vastly Superior Female via the internets, he was ordered by Her Immeasurable Perfection to earn Her attention with a tribute. The moron in question messaged Her Majesty Goddess Kat via Windows Live Messenger, under the account name “georgios_z@hotmail.com” and operating under the delusion that he is a worthwhile human being in his own right, as well as a desirable conversation partner for devastatingly dominant females. Having been swiftly disabused of his foolish fancies, Captain Fuckwit reacted with surprise and indignation. “EXPENSIVE!” he exclaimed when informed of the fee, adding the somewhat inexplicable epithet “BASTARD!” before being blocked and deleted. When asked for comment, Goddess Kat expressed some surprise of her own. “Well, as far as I know My parents were married several years before My blessed birth.”

The Goddess

Readers will be happy to learn that She was not distressed by the abusive ass, but amused. “I really can’t imagine why guys like this expect Me to give a fuck about them, I mean, he saw My pictures on Facebook! LOL! And My title, Goddess, is a pretty big clue what losers like him can expect – every religious organization out there wants at LEAST ten percent of your pitiful income… but do they offer you a real live smoking hot Goddess you can worship? Hell no!!! So it’s pretty simple, bitch. You want My attention, pay the fuck up.”

pictured: insert: the Goddess Herself

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