Financial Domination

There’s nothing in the world I love more than taking your money just because I can! You’re nothing but a fat, mindless piggie bank to Me, and you love it don’t you losers? Nothing gets that teeny tiny pricklet harder than surrendering all your cash to Me – and all your cash could never be enough for Me, could it My little porky pig! I would think nothing of taking your paycheck and setting it on fire to amuse Myself.     This little piggy is gonna pick up the phone and get raped, roasted and RUINED by its Goddess. SOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEY!